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成功人士的特点 一个人在城市里走着，一个脏乎乎穿着破烂的流浪汉哀求几个美元吃晚饭。 这个人拿出钱包，抽出两美元问，“给了你钱，你会买威士忌吗？”“不，我很多年前就戒酒了。” “你会赌博吗？” “我不赌博，我只需要活下去。” “打高尔夫吗？” “你疯了，我都20年没打高尔夫了。” “我不给你两美元了，我把你带回家让我妻子给你做顿好吃的。” 流浪汉很吃惊，“你那么做，你妻子会很生气，我很脏，又难闻。” “这很好，我就是让她看看一个不赌博，不喝酒，不打高尔夫的人是什么样。”
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?
No, I stopped drinking years ago, the bum said.
Will you use it to gamble?
I don""t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.
Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?
Are you NUTS! I haven""t played golf in 20 years!
The man said, Well, I""m not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I""m going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.
The bum was astounded. Won""t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I""m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.
The man replied, That""s OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who""s given up drinking, gambling, and golf.
寓意：喝酒，赌博，打高尔夫的人都比较成功。
[责编：胡月]
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